📦 Shipping Information
Hey there, pranksters and fun-seekers! We know you’re eager to get your hands on our hilarious products, so we’ve made shipping as easy as pulling a rabbit out of a hat!
Order Processing Time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days after payment confirmation. We’re faster than a whoopee cushion!
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
- Standard Shipping:
- Carrier: DHL or FedEx
- Cost: $12.95
- Delivery Time: 10-15 business days after shipment
- Free Shipping:
- Carrier: EMS
- Available for orders over $50
- Delivery Time: 15-25 business days after shipment
Please Note: We ship worldwide, but delivery to some Asian countries and remote areas may not be available. If you’re unsure about delivery to your location, just ask our Fun Squad!
🔄 Returns & Exchanges
At Cheap Scarborough Joke Shop, we want you to be as happy with your purchase as you are with our hilarious products. If something isn’t quite right, we’re here to help—no magic tricks needed!
Return & Exchange Basics
- Return Period: 15 days from the date you receive your order
- Condition: Items must be unused, in original packaging, and with all tags attached
- Return Shipping: Customers are responsible for return shipping costs
- Refund Method: Refunds will be issued to your original payment method
🚫 Non-Returnable Items
For health and safety reasons, we cannot accept returns on:
- 🔴 Adult Novelties & Adult Novelty Items (for obvious reasons!)
- 🔴 Contact Lenses (hygiene concerns)
- 🔴 Opened Beginner Magic Kits (once the secrets are out, the magic is gone!)
- 🔴 Used Costumes & Accessories (must be in original condition)
🔄 The Return Process – Step by Step
- Contact Our Team: Email us at [email protected] within 15 days of receiving your order
- Provide Details: Include your order number, items you wish to return, and reason for return
- Wait for Approval: We’ll respond within 2 business days with return instructions
- Pack Your Items: Place items in original packaging with all tags attached
- Ship to Us: Send to: 1415 Dogwood Lane, Tucson, US 85712
- Receive Refund: Once we receive and inspect your return, we’ll process your refund
💸 Refund Information
- Processing Time: 5-7 business days after we receive your return
- Refund Method: Original payment method (Credit Card, PayPal, etc.)
- Deductions: Original shipping costs are non-refundable
- International Refunds: May take additional 3-5 business days for processing
✍️ Return Request Template
Subject: Return Request – Order #[Your Order Number]
Email to: [email protected]
Hello Cheap Scarborough Joke Shop Team!
I would like to request a return for my recent order:
Order Number: [Your Order Number]
Order Date: [Date of Order]
Items to Return: [List items and quantities]
Reason for Return: [Please explain why you’re returning]
Preferred Solution: [Refund / Exchange]
Please send me the return instructions at your earliest convenience.
Thank you!
Your Name: [Your Full Name]
Email Address: [Your Email Address]
Email to: [email protected]
Hello Cheap Scarborough Joke Shop Team!
I would like to request a return for my recent order:
Order Number: [Your Order Number]
Order Date: [Date of Order]
Items to Return: [List items and quantities]
Reason for Return: [Please explain why you’re returning]
Preferred Solution: [Refund / Exchange]
Please send me the return instructions at your earliest convenience.
Thank you!
Your Name: [Your Full Name]
Email Address: [Your Email Address]
🎯 Exchange Policy
- Exchanges are subject to product availability
- Same return conditions apply as above
- We’ll notify you if your requested exchange item is out of stock
- Price differences will be refunded or charged accordingly
🎪 Need Help? Contact Our Fun Squad! 🎪
Email: [email protected]
Address: 1415 Dogwood Lane, Tucson, US 85712
We typically respond faster than you can say “presto chang-o!”
Remember: While we can’t guarantee every joke will land perfectly, we can guarantee we’ll make your return experience as painless as possible! Life’s too short for bad costumes and complicated returns! 🎉